Step one: Turn on your Xbox and see that Modern Warfare is one sale. Remember that you have liked the series and give it a shot.

Step two: Wait for the game to download, it’s only 80 GB and you have a pretty good 300 MB/s down so it doesn’t take all to long.

Step three: Oh the game tells me I can start it before it has downloaded completely, maybe there is a training mission so you can learn the ropes before the game starts.

Step four: The game starts and then promptly tells me that it has to download everything to do anything… thanks for telling me before that I can start..

Step five: Wait some more for the game to finish downloading

Step six: Oh the game is completely downloaded. Let’s get it on!

Step seven: “In order to play modern warfare you have to create an account so we can track and sell your data”

Step eight: Create an account

Step nine: “You have not downloaded the campaign 1 DLC that you need in order to play single player”

Step ten: Cry

Step eleven: Wait for the Campaign pack 1 DLC to download (another 11 GB)

Step twelve: Campaign Pack 1 is downloaded. CAN I PLAY NOW?

Step thirteen: Nope. nope nope nope : “YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD CAMPAIGN PACK 2 YOU IDIOT OTHERWISE I CAN’T START SINGE PLAYER FOR YOU” (another 15 GB)

Step fourteen: Waiting for another DLC to download to actually start a game..

Step fifteen: It’s done, you’re there. You can finally start the game.

Step sixteen: Whoops sorry no, you have to login you bastard.

Step Seventeen: Now. Finally. Play the game. It was fine.

The End.